Which of the Following Are Considered Poor Scholarly Writing And

Which of the following are considered poor scholarly writing and, consequently, should not appear in a published research report?

A) "Subjects who could not decide whether to select A, B, or C as item options were instructed to leave the item blank."
B) "Regardless of amount of the independent variable of electricity that was applied, dependent variable changes were negligible thus indicating lack of causation."
C) "Any subject desiring to retract their permission for the study had his or her name removed from the master list."
D) "Erstwhile subjects had little insight into the retained fragments of their sublimated ignoscency."
E) "Subjects A and B completed the trial in half the time taken by other subjects, without caffeine enhancement. Hah!"
F) "Subject attrition was nil. Not one person dropped out of the study, even in progress. Except the ones we kicked out, of course."
G) "Subject's responses were markedly different across groups."
H) "The intervention group was expected to document symptoms at least daily, using a journal. Twice-daily documentation was encouraged."