As You Trip on a Crowded Staircase, You Have Just

As you trip on a crowded staircase, you have just enough time to decide which direction to fall. To reduce the likelihood of reactive aggression, you try to land on

A) Jack, who reacts strongly to loud noises.
B) Ted, who uses steroids for body building.
C) Amber, who blurts out impulsively in class.
D) Marci, who remains calm while watching horror movies.