An Advertising Campaign for John Deere Used the Slogan, "Nothing

An advertising campaign for John Deere used the slogan, "Nothing runs like a Deere." What is this proposition in standard form?

A) Some things are things that do not run like a Deere.
B) A Deere is a thing that runs like nothing else.
C) No thing is a thing that runs like a Deere.
D) No Deere is a thing that runs like anything else.
E) No running is a thing that is done like a Deere.