Based on Statistics, Which Young Child Is Most Likely to Become

Based on statistics, which young child is most likely to become a gay adult?

A) Matthew, who dresses in his mother's clothes and plays "tea party" with his stuffed animals
B) Bethany, who draws a picture of her family, carefully selecting the right colors for every detail
C) Jorge, who loves to wrestle and rough-house with his older brother
D) Maria, who plays happily with a variety of dolls, changing them into different outfits
E) Shawn, who talks excitedly about the upcoming Super Bowl and how he can't wait to play football with the older boys