D Cuts Off a Substantial Amount of V's Hair

D cuts off a substantial amount of V's hair. Which of the following represents D's position:

A) D may be guilty of ABH because hair is an attribute and part of the human body.
B) D commits no offence because he has not made physical contact with V's body.
C) D has abused V.
D) D has committed no assault because hair is dead tissue and therefore cannot be the subject of an offence relating to bodily harm.