"Cocaine", as It Is Shown on Television, Is Actually a Salt

"Cocaine", as it is shown on television, is actually a salt known as cocaine hydrochloride, [C₁₇H₂₂NO₄⁺][Cl^-], which forms white crystals that stupid people snort through straws to make them even more stupid. Recently, a lot of attention has been paid to a frightening substance known as "crack", which is formed by treating cocaine with sodium hydrogen carbonate, NaHCO₃. "Crack" is a neutral compound with the formula C₁₇H₂₁NO₄. Which of the following statements is true?

A) "Crack" is the conjugate base of cocaine hydrochloride.
B) "Cocaine" contains the conjugate acid of "crack".
C) When "cocaine" is treated with NaHCO₃, the bicarbonate ion acts as a base, removing an H⁺ ion.
D) "Crack" can be "smoked" because it is a covalent compound that becomes reasonably volatile when heated, but "cocaine" must be snorted because it is a salt that does not easily boil even when heated.
E) All of the above are true.